List Of Potential Theme Songs For The Bills 2016 Season

Love the Bills? Love music? Here are some songs that could potentially fit as theme songs for the Bills 2016 Season.

Pearl Jam – Better Man

If Tyrod Taylor has a better season than last year and continues to show improvement, Bills fans all across the nation will be singing the lyric from this song “can’t find a better man”. Because since Jim Kelly they haven’t found one at the quarterback position.

Elvis Presley – Can’t Help Falling In Love

If Rex is unable to deliver a better season than last year, the fans who believed Rex Ryan’s hype for the second straight season will be hearing from the doubters who will be saying to them “only fools rush in” which is the famous quote from this Elvis song.

Billy Joel – We Didn’t Start The Fire

This might end up being Rex’s excuse if the Bills do not make the playoffs for the 17th straight year. Rex will use the excuse that he wasn’t around for all 17 years and so “he didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning” and that he should only be judged for his two years in Buffalo and not assigned the blame for 17 years of futility.

Thin Lizzy – The Boys Are Back In Town

If the defense rallies back to being in the top 10 or even top 5 after last year’s dismal performance, Rex will be shouting at the top of his lungs “the boys are back in town” proving that last year’s poor performance on defense was just an aberration.

Chainsmokers – Don’t Let Me Down

Rex might be singing this song to his defense in training camp. Last year the defense did let Ryan down and part of the reason was a curmudgeon named Mario Williams. This year, with the bad air cleared from the locker room and Ryan desperate to reclaim his name as a defensive genius, he will be lobbying to his team “don’t let me down”.

David Bowie – Let’s Dance

If the Bills can make the playoffs and enter the “Big Dance” for the first time in 17 years, fans all across the nation will be so pumped up for that first playoff game while singing Bowie’s lyrics “Let’s dance! For fear your grace should fall. Let’s dance! For fear tonight is all.”

Beyonce – Sorry

Jun 14, 2016; Orchard Park, NY, USA; Buffalo Bills assistant head coach-defense Rob Ryan after mini-camp at the ADPRO Sports Training Center. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Hoffman-USA TODAY Sports /

The identity of “Becky with the good hair” was finally revealed and it’s Rob Ryan and his long, luscious locks. Ok, there is really no point to be made here, I just wanted to call Rob “Becky with the good hair” because it made me laugh.

Chris Brown – Run it!

This will be the Bills philosophy all season. Whether it’s McCoy, Williams, Gillislee or the other Williams in the backfield, Greg Roman will be shouting from the sidelines “Run it! Run it! Run it!” because that’s exactly what the team plans on doing all season.

The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again

If Tyrod Taylor regresses this season and looks average or worse, Bills fans will never trust another quarterback until he wins them a playoff game. Fans will be singing “won’t get fooled again” because they are going to need proof they have a franchise quarterback before falling in love ever again.

Rihanna – Work

Rob Ryan was singing this song all offseason from his office with his pillow in one hand and his blanky in the other hand. According to Rex, he slept in the office many nights and all he did was “Work, Work, Work, Work, Work.”

Justin Bieber – Sorry

Rex has had to apologize for predicting something and not following through in the past. He might as well learn all the lyrics to Bieber’s song right now because if they don’t make the playoffs, he is going to need to quote Bieber and say to Bills fans and the entire organization, “Yeah, I know that I let you down. Is it too late to say I’m sorry now?”

Justin Timberlake – Can’t Stop The Feeling

The fans of Buffalo would not be able to control themselves if they were to end their playoff drought. At this point, it almost seems like the fanbase has forgotten about the goal of winning the Super Bowl and is instead just focused on making “the tournament”.

These Timberlake lyrics could not be any more perfect “All through my city, all through my home. We’re flying up, no ceiling, when we in our zone. I got that sunshine in my pocket. Got that good soul in my feet.” I’d love to feel that way come January.

Gnash – I Hate You, I Love You

For all the fans out in Bills Mafia who hate Rex Ryan, if he does deliver on bringing the team to the playoffs, his former doubters might be singing the hook to this song “I hate you, I love you, I hate that I love you” to the Bills coach in a change of tune from their past criticisms of him.

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Those are some of the songs that could potentially be themes of the season. Have any others? Share them in the comment section below.

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