Buffalo Bills get their turn in Deadspin’s ‘Why Your Team Sucks’

Buffalo Bills, 2023 NFL Draft (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)
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Deadspin is running its annual series on why each NFL team “sucks.” The Buffalo Bills got their turn in the series today in what is always a funny read.

Buffalo Bills fans are a staple on Deadspin.

From videos of fans jumping through flaming tables to performing lewd acts both outside and inside the stadium, Bills Mafia is well-represented on the site.

Some may not find humor on the site, but it is all in good fun.

Those who don’t find humor in the world will not enjoy the latest Bills article on Deadspin, which is the team’s installment in the ‘Why Your Team Sucks’ series.

For those who don’t know, Drew Magary annually goes through each NFL team and shares reasons why the team “sucks.” But to make it fair each piece features letters from fans themselves to share just why their team sucks.

This is not meant to be taken as hate so if you lack a sense of humor, this may not be for you. At least not the installment on the Bills. You’ll just have to wait until the Patriots one comes out.

A quick excerpt from the article:

"You had one year, Buffalo… one somewhat pleasant year of winning football. But it’s over now. Maybe you’ll make another playoff cameo in 2038, but until then it’s gonna be another endless dogsled march across a vast plain of frozen turds."

Magary goes at every NFL city so once again, no one should take it personal.

This is also a funny read because aside from Magary’s takes, you also get some crazy stories from Bills fans. Most of these are NSFW, as one would expect. There are also the sad pictures of jersey collections of players who didn’t exactly pan out.

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If you enjoy this kind of thing, give it a read. Maybe you can share some of your crazy Bills-related stories in next year’s edition. But if anything negative about the Bills gets you angry, this may not be the article for you.