Jan 20, 2013; Buffalo, NY, USA; Buffalo Sabres Buffalo Sabres owner Terrence Pegula (center) meets with fans before the game against the Philadelphia Flyers at the First Niagara Center. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Hoffman-USA TODAY Sports
Bills You’re Hired
"After Some Early Gambles, Bills you’re hired Will Be Chillin’ in the Basement Like it’s High School Draft Summary Congratulations, Bills you’re hired has earned a participation award. Because that’s just about all they did in this draft, participate. This delightful roster (for the opposition) is projected to finish eighth in Buffalowdown League with a record of 5-9-0 (1,314 points). They aimed for having a roster with balance throughout, taking QB Peyton Manning (7th overall), RBs Giovani Bernard (14th) and Carlos Hyde (47th), and WRs Roddy White (27th) and Larry Fitzgerald (34th). They landed the highest-scoring QB tandem in the league, as they added Manning and Tom Brady. Nice draft. If there were a Fantasy Football Hall Of Fame, you should nominate yourself. Wait, there is? And you can?? ll schedule, Bills you’re hired also has the second-toughest first four games of the season. Draft Notes • QB or Bust Unfortunately, QB is the only strong position on Bills you’re hired. Fortunately, there’s always next year. • In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb The GM of Bills you’re hired must have had to leave their draft party early. After tallying the most projected points in the league over the draft’s first half, they racked up the fewest during the second half. • Risk Averse Bills you’re hired minimized risk by choosing six consistent players among their 15 picks. • Great Idea, Poor Execution Bills you’re hired will need a hand from the waiver wire in Week 4, as their only K (Mike Nugent) and only DEF (Denver) will both be on bye that week. • Top Heavy The top half of the Bills you’re hired roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 1). The bottom of the roster, unfortunately, is rated as the league’s weakest. • Going Out with a Whimper Bills you’re hired didn’t end the night the way they might have liked, winding up with the fewest projected points in the league over the second half of the draft."