Aug 3, 2014; Canton, OH, USA; Signage boycotting Bon Jovi from buying the Buffalo Bills during the third quarter of the 2014 Pro Football Hall of Fame game at Fawcett Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports
Man F— Bon Jovi
"With Too Many Reaches Early, Man F— Bon Jovi Has a Solidly Average Roster Draft Summary Hopefully just because this draft was average, Man F— Bon Jovi won’t purchase a muscle car or jacked-up truck to overcompensate. And hey, with the right breaks, maybe this team can reach the playoffs. They are projected to finish seventh in Buffalowdown League with a record of 6-8-0 (1,322 points). They didn’t target any one position early, selecting QB Drew Brees (20th overall), RB LeSean McCoy (1st), WR Jordy Nelson (21st), and TE Vernon Davis (40th) within the first five rounds. They have one of the best QB duos in the league, as they added Brees and Ben Roethlisberger to their squad. Nice draft. If there were a Fantasy Football Hall Of Fame, you should nominate yourself. Wait, there is? And you can?? Draft Notes • A Good Problem to Have Man F— Bon Jovi will have some nail-biting decisions to make each week at RB, with a small projected points difference between their second- (Shane Vereen), third- (Maurice Jones-Drew), and fourth-ranked (Fred Jackson) RBs. • Senior Citizen Discount With an average of 9.4 years of NFL experience, Man F— Bon Jovi is the team most likely to have a player become a grandpa. • Team of Champions? Man F— Bon Jovi is fielding a team of fantasy MVPs. Last season, three of their players were among the top-20 players that were on the most championship rosters across all Yahoo! leagues: LeSean McCoy, Drew Brees, and Jordy Nelson. • No Back-Up No Cry Ignoring roster depth, Man F— Bon Jovi chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K). • Digging Deep Greg Jennings is owned in only 7% of all Yahoo! leagues, but will surely reward Man F— Bon Jovi for their faith! Or not."