Just when we think Buffalo will get a bit of Hollywood sunshine with The T.O. Show, guess who has to come along and spoil the party…
Miami.
Really Miami? Do you need the sun? Do we always need you ruining things for us peaceful Rustbelt folk? Keep your pina coladas and bikinis, thanks, we have Labatt and Gor-Tex. On second thought, only in Miami could a story like this take place:
In what is quickly becoming news more fit for People Magazine than ESPN, the Miami Dolphins have announced today that singer Marc Anthony will become the teams newest minority owner. Last month, singer Gloria Estefan and her husband/producer, Emilio Estefan, also bought a small stake in the club.
As if that isn’t enough, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross also has a partnership with Jimmy Buffett’s Maragaritaville enterprise. Miami fans will be able to look forward to a 2009 season sitting in Land Shark Lager Stadium listening to songs written specifically for the team by Buffett and sang by Anthony at half-time.
Sweet Jesus, you could not write a better story Bills’ fans. And all of this gossip is God’s honest truth. Wow.
Who else is excited to see Jennifer Lopez try to squeeze into a Dolphins’ cheerleader outfit? Yikes.

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