Its the start of the second half and the Bills have not scored a touchdown in at least the last game and a half. So for a team that provides us plenty of head banging moments, here are a few knee slappers, they may be old, but they are all very accurate:
The New York State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into buffalo. For the
first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 60 or so millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post
A. Put up a goal post
.Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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